last night I had a dream about a reality TV show called "The Bro Quotient" and the entire setup of the show as that there were these two big muscular frat guys who would join cults and then rate the cults based on a seven point scale. the first six points were like this (not as important):
rad
fun
Real
tough
weird
hot
but the seventh point was the most important point: the "Bro This Sucks" Quotient (hence the name of the show) or just the BTSQ. the BTSQ was based on how often and how intensely something in the cult made one of the dudes say "bro this sucks". if both hosts said "bro this sucks" within the first 5 minutes of entry into the cult, it was instantly given a fail grade and the episode ended immediately
my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo
